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'Golf Tournament'

Mark: Weeeeee!
Hey, you know what, hang on I wanna make this like a big
Tom: *Burp*
'Scuse me
Mark: 'Scuse Tom
Tom: Sorry
Mark: I wanna make this like a big Golf Tournament
everyone shut up everybody just clap like its a Golf
Tournament
Tom: Thats what it sounds like when I get done having sex,
fifteen thousand people cheering me on I could take all you in
my bed right fucking now!
But your not invited Mark