Lyrics:

(Jimmy Buffett, Michael Utley, Will Jennings) One day you'll be glad I came around I may be the best thing you have found Ain't much you can count on in this town I swear I'm speaking from my heart And I want let you down My love is guaranteed You're never going to see the end of me I've got all you need Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer Late night TV hawk-eyed screamer You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer I'm money back, money back guaranteed Money back, money back guaranteed I just do my best to stay alive Got a junked out car but you should see me drive Racing down St. Charles Avenue Ain't got much but what I got Will sure be good for you My love is guaranteed You're never going to see the end of me I've got all you need Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer Late night TV hawk-eyed screamer You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer I'm money back, money back guaranteed Money back, money back guaranteed Flyin' down the highway of my dreams You will find my crazy love Is always what it seems My love is guaranteed You're never going to see the end of me I've got all you need Like a ginsu knife or a bamboo steamer Late night TV hawk-eyed screamer You'll be the coffee I'll be the creamer I'm money back, money back guaranteed Money back, money back guaranteed I'm money back, money back guaran... Money back, money back guaran... Money back, money back guaranteed Money back, money back guaran... Money back, money back guaran... I'm money back, money back guaranteed Money back, money back guaran... Money back, money b