Lyrics:

She Knew Which Fork 2 Use
but She Couldn't Dance
so He Hipped Her 2 The Funk
in Exchange 4 The Finance

who's Pimpin Who
when Nobody Gets A Second Chance
this Is The Story Of Illusion
coma, Pimp And Circumstance

she Was Older
but Rich Beyond Compare
she'd Drop A Thousand Dollars At The Salon
just To Get Her Hair Did

he Was Good At Compliments
better In The Bunk
she Laced Him With A Crib In Paris
he Hipped Her 2 The Funk

way 2 Fine He Was 4 Her
a Dirty Dog In Expensive Fur
as Long As She's Providing Chips And Whips
we Can Do This Funky Thang, Uh Huh

as Long As She Was Playing Host
he Figured He Would Make The Most
of Those Hips And Lips He Hooked Her Up
rocked Her Coast To Coast Funky Thang

she Was So Ugly
but Rich Beyond Compare
dropped A Couple Hundred Thousand Ddollars On A Silver Whip
just 2 Match The Color Of Her Hair

she Said, 'i Got Plenty Of What U Need
put The Spoon Down Honey
come On Let Mama Feed Ya.'

she Knew Which Fork 2 Use
but She Couldn't Dance
so He Hipped Her 2 The Funk
in Exchange 4 The Finance

who's Pimpin Who
when Nobody Gets A Second Chance
this Is The Story Of Illusion
coma, Pimp And Circumstance

where Was I, Oh Yeah
a Gentleman He Was
he Never Spoke About Her Nose
so Prominent Because

in The Dark It Glowed
if She Was Only Tan Instead Of So
lily White, Her Name Was Doris
but He Called Her Flo

as In 'rescent
that Ain't Right
florescent Every Night
a Situation Bound To Fail
as Sure As Doris' Skin Was Pale

money Might Talk
but What Does It Say
'you Better Get Busy If Ya Wanna Get Paid.'
'boy I Used To Be Fine Back In The Day.'

she Knew Which Fork 2 Use
but She Couldn't Dance
so He Hipped Her 2 The Funk
in Exchange 4 The Finance

who's Pimpin Who
when Nobody Gets A Second Chance
this Is The Story Of Illusion
coma, Pimp And Circumstance

now Dance
dance

he Spent Her Money Oh So Well
takin' Baths In Cold Cristal
he Took A Trip 2 Burn An Old Flame In 'frisco Like Wow!

when Doris Caught Him In Her Arms
she Shrugged Her Shoulders And Said,'no Harm...
just Put Your Name On This Pre-Nup And We Can All Hit The Disco!'

she Knew Which Fork 2 Use
but She Couldn't Dance
so He Hipped Her 2 The Funk
in Exchange 4 The Finance

who's Pimpin Who
when Nobody Gets A Second Chance
this Is The Story Of Illusion
coma, Pimp And Circumstance

she Knew Which Fork 2 Use
but She Couldn't Dance
so He Hipped Her 2 The Funk
in Exchange 4 The Finance

who's Pimpin Who
when Nobody Gets A Second Chance
this Is The Story Of Illusion
coma, Pimp And Circumstance

dance
dance
dance
dance