Lyrics:

Something is lacking, I’m not attracting
My boobs are not as big as I want them to be
I want 36D

I’m not receiving enough affection
Gonna get me a silicon injection
And fulfil my dreams, burst outta my seams

My social life is pathetic, I can’t find a man
What I need is cosmetic surgery
Be the best I can be

Proteins and milkshakes, mass vitamin consumption
Who needs to diet when liposuction is painless and quick
Local anesthetic

I know what I want
Now my body is a model
A flawless perfection
I most certainly will cause an erection wherever I go
But I still don’t know

The reason why I can’t find a mate
Guys I meet ejaculate
Then leave through the door
I can’t take anymore