Lyrics:

Why do I keep scratching
Scratching my balls
I don't like this feeling
I don't like it at all

Cause I got crabs
I got crabs
I got crabs

There's crab eggs in my bed
In the carpet too
I'll go to the store
Get A200 shampoo
I got rid of them
I got all of them
They won't be back
Wait a second what is
This itching in my crack

Cause I got crabs
I got crabs
I got crabs