Lyrics:

Stroke me, stroke me
It's as easy as 123
Stroke me, stroke me
I'll touch you if you touch me

Grab a hold of my Johnson I want some
Put away that fake ID from Wisconsin
If you're over 18 then it's on
I don't give a shit if you live with your mom
I know you heard about me
Mickey Avalon raps Ron Jeremy
Don't talk, drop to your knees
And I'll show you what the fuck I mean

Hey little lady don't you say maybe
You and I could leave right now
Let's get naked shake your money maker
Baby I'mma show you how to

Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me)
It's as easy as 123
Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me)
I'll touch you if you touch me

Let me take you back to my stabbin' cabin
Beta max roll with the action
Pornographic passion
Californication bastards
Cassius Clay when I'm jabbin' punani
Like Cunanan in a Versace mansion
Baby let's get naughty
Shake your body

Hey little lady don't you say maybe
You and I could leave right now
Let's get naked shake your money maker
Baby I'mma show you how to

Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me)
It's as easy as 123
Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me)
I'll touch you if you touch me

Touch t-t-touch me
Touch t-t-touch me
I gotta lot of Led in my Zeppelin
So step in and climb my stairway to Heaven
I'm rockin' electric
Ta-talk to me sexy
Leslie don't mind when I call her Lindsay
Blowin' slow down before you hit me
Let me get a look at the goods
She said that she wouldn't but I knew that she would

Hey little lady don't you say maybe
You and I could leave right now
Let's get naked shake your money maker
Baby I'mma show you how to

Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me)
It's as easy as 123
Stroke me, stroke me (how to stroke me)
I'll touch you if you touch me
I'll touch you if you touch me