Lyrics:

It was a country music nightmare the worst I’d ever seen

And every country music star appeared in my dreams

There was the late great near great some in the hall of fame

The county music nightmare that drove me insane


There was Ernest Arnold Eddy Tubbs I knew that wasn't right

Red Reeves and Jim Foley gave me quite a fright

Well Buck Cash and Johnny were next upon the scene

Jimmy Nelson sang a song along with Willie Dean


There was George Haggard Merle Jones I thought I'd surly die

Well Waylon William Hank Jennings made me wanna cry

Charlie Young and Faron Pride they tried to steal the show

Hank Miller sang a song wrote by Roger Snow

It was a country music nightmare the worst I’d ever seen

And every country music star appeared in my dreams

There was the late great near great some in the hall of fame

The county music nightmare that drove me insane


There was Dolly Jackson Wanda Parton just to name a few

Loretta Gail and Crystal Lynn well they were all there too

Connie Wells and Kitty Smith it was a sight to see

Brenda Pearl told funny jokes along with Minnie Lee


There was Roy Williams, Don Clark, Jimmy Gilley,

Mickey Dickey, Conway Tillis, Mel Twitty, Donna Smith,
Margo Fargo, Margo Fargo? Merle Atkins, Chet Travis,

Boxcar Willie? whoooooo

And that's when that train whistle woke me up


Boy when that train whistle went off


I jumped outta bed I was running around the room

I stubbed my toe on the floor and had a big G chord on the pillow

Why can’t I have some nice dreams about movie stars

Pretty girls