Lyrics:

Him
i Met 'er Down In Napoli And Didn't She Look Great
and So I Brought 'er Back To Blighty Just To Show Me Mates
and Though We're Married 'appily, I'll Tell Ya Furthermore
i 'aven't 'ad A Decent Meal Since Nineteen-Forty-Four!

her
eat Your Minestrone, Joe!
him
that's All You Ever Say!
her
eat Your Macaroni, Joe!
him
ev'ry Blinkin' Day!
her
no Wonder You're So Boney, Joe
and Skinny As A Rake!
him
well Then, Give Us A Bash At The Bangers And Mash Me Muvver Used To Make!

him
bangers And Mash
her
minestrone
him
bangers And Mash
her
macaroni
him
give Us A Bash At The Bangers And Mash Me Muvver Used To Make!

her
eat Your Tagliatelli, Joe!
him
that's All I've 'eard For Years!
her
eat Your Vermicelli, Joe!
him
it's Comin' Out Me Ears!
her
you've Got To Fill Your Belly, Joe!
joe, For Heaven's Sake!
him
well Then, Give Us A Bash At The Bangers And Mash Me Muvver Used To Make!
her
well, Alright!

him
bangers And Mash
her
tagliatelli
him
bangers And Mash
her
vermicelli
him
ah, Give Us A Bash At The Bangers And Mash Me Muvver Used To Make!

(Spoken. All Voices By Sellers)
american Reporter
nineteen-Forty-Three, Allied Forces Land In Italy!
1st Soldier
there's A Smashin'-Lookin' Bird Over There, Bert. I Think She's Showin' Out There.
2nd Soldier
well, Why Don't You Chat 'er Up Then
1st Soldier
right! Bongourno Signorina Now. 'ere, Are You Married
italian Girl
(Unintellible Reply)
1st Soldier
there Y'are. Can't 'ave A Fairer Answer Than That, Can Ya!

her
i Met Him Back In Italy, So Dashing And Good-Looking
he Wined Me And He Dined Me Ev'ry Night
he Said I Smiled So Prettily And How He Loved My Cooking
but Since He's Married Me, It Seems He's Lost His Appetite

him (Italian Accent)
eat Your Tagliatelli, Joe!
her (Cockney Accent)
that's All You Ever Say! Ooohhhhh!
him
eat Your Vermicelli, Joe!
her
ev'ry Bloomin' Day!
him
you've A-Got To Fill Your Belly, Joe!
joe, For Heaven's Sake!
her
well Then, Give Us A Bash At The Bangers And Mash Your Muvver Used To Make!

him
bangers And Mash
her
minestrone
him
bangers And Mash
her
macaroni
him
give Me A Bash With The Bangers And Mash!
her
(Laughing)
him
like The Same One What Your Mother Was!
her
(Laughing)
him
what You Laughing At Now
her
(Laughing)
him
(Indistinct)
. . . . . Please!

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