Lyrics:

I'm So Glad I Am One

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when I Was A Young Girl
i Went To Catholic School
hung Around All The Nuns
that Was So Uncool
all The Other Girls Were Wearing
makeup In Fourth Grade
but I Was Not Allowed
i Wore Anklets And Prayed

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paula Duvle Dyed Her Hair
and Started Going Out With Boys
i Was Into Homework
and Trying To Get Toys
it Was Around That Time
i Discovered What I Was
for Instance I Said Policeman
but Paula Called Them Fuzz

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then I Went To High School
it Really Hit Me Hard
i Started Finding Out That
they Were Calling Me Retard
in The Gymnasium
i Was Not A Hit
there Was Something Really Interesting
about The Way My Gym Suit Fit

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i'm So Glad I Am One