Lyrics:

Conway - Well You're The Reason I'm Ridin Around On Big-Capped Tires
loretta - And You're The Reason I'm Hangin Our Clothes Outside On Wires

both - And You're The Reason Our Kids Are Ugly, Little Darlin'
oh But Looks Ain't Everything
and Money Ain't Everything
but I Love You Just The Same

conway - Well You're The Reason I Changed To Beer From Soda Pop
loretta - And You're The Reason I Never Get To Go To The Beauty Shop

both - Chorus

both - I Guess That We Won't Ever Have, Everything We Need
cuz When We Get Ahead, It's Got A Double Mouth To Feed

loretta - And That's The Reason My Good Looks, And My Figure Is Gone
conway - And That's The Reason That I Ain't Got No Hair To Comb

both - Chorus

loretta (Speaking) - Conway, Why In The Devil Don't You Go And Shave,
or Put On Clean Pair Of Pants
conway (Speaking) - But Loretta, Look At Yourself. I Wish You'd Take
them Curlers Outta Your Hair And Go Put On A Little
make-Up And Get Outta That Housecoat Before Supper.
loretta - Well Let Me Tell You Somethin' Conway.considering Everything That
i Went Through Today, I Look Like A Movie Star.
conway - Yeah, Ruth Buzzley.
loretta - Thank You.
conway - Besides That, All Of Our Kids Took After Your Part Of The Family Anyways.
loretta - Oh They Did, Hunh What About The Ones That's Bald
conway - Well I Guess You Could Say They Took After Me.