Lyrics:

If God had long hairAnd a goatee,And if his eyes looked pretty glazed...If He looked spaced outWould you buy his st
ory?Would you believe he had an eye infection?And yeah, yeah, God he looks bakedAnd yeah, yeah, God He smells good,And yeah
, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...What if God smoked cannabis?Hit the bung like some of us?Drove a tie-dyed microbus,And he subscrib
ed to Rolling Stone?When God made this place,In the beginning,Did He plant any seeds?Or did he put them there for Adam and
Eve,So they'd be hungry for the apple that the snakeWas always offering?And yeah, yeah... God rolls great,And yeah, yeah,
God he smells good,And yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah...What if God smoked cannabis?Do you suppose he had a buzzWhen he made th
e platypusWhen he created earth, our home?Does He like Pearl Jam or the Stones?And do you think He rolls His ownUp there in
heaven on the throne?And when the saints go marching home,Does he just sit and smoke a bone?