Lyrics:

I Carry My Microphone With Me
everywhere I Go
it Makes For A Very Good Dead Weight
in Case Of An Emergency
in Case I Need To Break Your Face
in Case I Need You To Be Dead

who Do You Think You Are
who Do I Think You Are
i Know Who You Are
and It's Hard To Believe That God Made You And Me With The Same Hands

sit
i Tell My Doggie To Sit
but I Am Not A Dog
but You Make The Animal In Me
want To Come Out All Over You

chorus [x2]

and It's Hard To Believe That I'm Still A Believer