Lyrics:

Please understand that we realize all these he-be’s, and she-be’s, and we-be’s
Can cause the connoisseurs of speech to get the heebie jeebies
But after all, if you don’t be, and they don’t be, who do?
So allow us to personify and conjugate the verb ‘to be’ for you
We’re the Human Bean Bag
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha…