Lyrics:

On a strange planet in a far distant galaxy
There were three teenage sharks that were visited by humans and given laser advanced technology from the future
The sharks joined man in a battle against evil across the universe
Join the adventures of laser sharks and humans of tomorrow

A different product of evolution
Here to crush the revolution

Mutants from outer space
American all the way
They came to save the day
It's the laser sharks

Man gave them laser beams
To protect the American dream
Lasers from the dark
It's the laser sharks

They're taken from their home world
Indoctrinated, and created
To serve aliens, that claim to be their friends

Mutants from outer space
American all the way
They came to save the day
(That's right, that's right, come on now)

Man gave them laser beams
To protect the American dream
Lasers from the dark
It's the laser sharks

Shiawasena same same (x2) (Happy Shark Shark)
Shiawasena laser same (x2) (Happy Laser Shark)
Amerika ga katta (America won)
Kukan ni nihon ga ittekimashita (Japan went to space)
Shiawasena same wareware ga hakken (We discovered a happy shark)
Wareware wa reza o setchi (We set up a laser)
Ima watashitachiha hangeki (Then, we fought back)
Wareware wa katsu (We won)