Lyrics:

Fancy soaps in a fancy dish
One's a seashell, one's a fish
One soap's purple, one soap's teal
One soap's made with dry oatmeal
Lavender, lemongrass, lily, lilac
This one comes in a drawstring sack
Tiny soaps, vanilla and plum
Put them out when company comes
Soaps are made to make your cleaner
This one's citrus, that's verbena
Heart shaped soaps for a love that's true
Crystal soap, you can see right through!
Dish. Terrine. Platter. Tray
Fancy soaps go on display
Pine tree soap to put in your pocket
Goat milk soap from the farmers market
Teatime soap with chamomile
Sh?abutter soap for a softer feel
Fruity soaps smell lik? fruit snacks
Lava soap that's entirely black
When a friend stops by, whether ready or not
No liquid soap for a two pump shot
Not potpourri, nor candlesticks
Just fancy soaps, in a fancy dish