Lyrics:

Your lips are redder than hers
Your lips are softer than hers
They're softer, they're redder, but they're not better
Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass
Your eyes are bigger than hers
Your eyes are bluer than hers
They're bigger, they're bluer, but they're not truer
Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass
I don't mind sitting here talking and drinking
I've met some real nice people here at Hayes
But if you're thinking what I think you're thinking
Thanks but no thanks
Some three or four years ago
Then maybe yes, maybe no But honey don't bother a husband and a father
Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass
Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass
Sorry but I'm gonna have to pass