Lyrics:

I'm looking for a religious girl
With child-bearing hips and a wedding veil
But I'm saddened to report, sir
It's not easy

This town is full of those cynical girls
Walking two steps behind of forty five year olds
And I can't bear to hear those church bells ringing

So driver can't you drive me a little more slowly
I've gotta go
Can't you find me some George Jones on your radio
I've gotta go, can't say no
To the church