Lyrics:

Oh god how fun to be the one, I'm so sad to say
You're nice and all, but you're too tall, I have to go now

It always happens to me, always always
They feel attracted to me, shorty
Always always always, they say

If you go, I go with you
If you stay, I'll wait
If you don't know, I consider this a date

I stayed and she waited for me, no chance to get away
I tried to think, another drink, might help me

It always happens to me, always always
They feel attracted to me, shorty
Always always always, they say

If you go, I go with you
If you stay, I'll wait
If you don't know, I consider this a date

Stuck in the bar, I couldn't get far, she was still there smiling
'It's not me being tall, it's you, you're small, I like that'

It always happens to me, always always
They feel attracted to me, shorty
Always always always, they say

If you go, I go with you
If you stay, I'll wait
If you don't know, I consider this a date