Lyrics:

Hello
Welcome to Everything You've Ever Learned
Brought to you by
Hello
Welcome to Everything You've Ever Learned
Sponsored by
Hello, hello
Welcome to Everything You've Ever Learned
Brought to you by

Do you want everything?
Then you can have everything
What is everything?

Do you wish for nothing?
Then you will have nothing
Now that is something

Do you wanna see it all?
Well, you can just open your eyes
The one who is prepared is never surprised

Do you wanna question everything?
Then think of a good question
Do you wanna start a fire?
Well, you can watch it burn

Do you wanna learn?
Then shut up and learn

Do you wanna learn?
Then shut up
Shut up
Shut up and learn

Shut up and learn