Lyrics:

Well, you wanna get rid of me? Why, because I'm old?
You hate teachers? Is that what you're about?
No
Okay, well, teachers like to play, too
And not only am I gonna play, I'm El Capitano!
And what I say goes, so put your hands over your hearts
I pledge allegiance
I pledge allegiance
To the band
To the band
Of Mr. Schneebly
Of Mr. Schneebly
And will not fight him
And will not fight him
For creative control
For creative control
And will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band
And will defer...
Let's get rockin'!