Lyrics:

Laugh when he jokes, slap him when he chokes
It's time to give up the smokes
And oh, when he cries, don't wipe his eyes
Take the wine from the swine and remind him of his crimes

Oh, in another world
Yeah, he could wear a dress
Oh, in another world
Yeah, he could wear a dress

Imagine his surprise when he opened his eyes
And I'd run the lawnmower over his thighs
Imagine the disturbance at the time of the occurrence
When his life became a burden and we laughed at his cries

Oh, in another world
Yeah, he could wear a dress
Oh, in another world
Yeah, he could wear a dress

Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats

Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Welcome to the cheap seats
Where your life's seen through cracked spectacles

Oh, in another world
Yeah, he could wear a dress
Oh, in another world
Yeah, he could wear a dress

Oh, in another world
Yeah, he could wear a dress
Oh, in another world
Yeah, he could wear a dress