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I was born with a dick in my brain, yeah, fucked in the head My stepfather said that I sucked in the bed Till one night he snuck in and said: 'We're going out back, I want my dick sucked in the shed.'
Can't we just play with Teddy Ruxpin instead? 'After I fuck you in the butt, get some head, bust a nut, get some rest.' The next day my mother said 'I dont know what the fuck's up with this kid!
The bastard wont even eat, nothin' he's fed He just hung himself in the bedroom, he's dead!' 'Debbie, don't let that fucker get you upset Go in there, stick a fuckin' cigarette to his neck
I bet you he's fakin' it, I bet you, I bet He probably just wants to see how upset you would get I'll go handle this, of course, unless you object.' 'Aw, go fuck his brains out, if any's left in his head!'
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed an' up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed an' up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
(Did you get 'em?) Nah, fucker tried to bite my face off I just got fuckin' chased off with a chainsaw Then he took the chainsaw, bit the fuckin' blades off Ate the blades, stuck a baseball in a slingshot
Then he aimed at his own face, let the thing pop Took his eye out, picked it up an' played Ping-Pong Then he played Ping-Pong with his own ding dong That motherfucker's got nuts like King Kong
Then he set the lawn mower out on the dang lawn And he laid all up underneath it with the thing on Then he took his pants, he took every fuckin' thing off Everything except his tanktop and his trainin' bra
Ain't he raw? Yeah, maniac, that's Shady dog Man, that motherfucker's gangsta, ain't he dog? Shady dog, what be goin' through that fuckin' brain of yours? Say no more, what the fuck you waitin' for? Sing along!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed an' up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed an' up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
Don't you know what felch means? (yeah) Well, then tell me Would you rather get felched or do the felching? Fuck him in the ass, suck the cum out while you're belching Burp, belch and go back for a second helping
Can you dig what I'm sayin', man? Could you smell me? I want you to feel me like my stepfather felt me Fuck a little puppy, kick the puppy while he's yelping (Shady, what the fuck you saying?) I don't know, help me!
What the fuck's happening, I think I'm fuckin' melting Marshall, I just love you boy, I care about your well being No, dad! I said no! I don't need no help peeing I'm a big boy, I can do it by myself, see?
I only get naked when the babysitter tells me She showed me a movie like 'Nightmare on Elm Street' But it was X and they called it 'Pubic Hair on Chelsea' Well, this is called 'Ass Rape' and we're shooting the jail scene
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed an' up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
If you could count the skeletons in my closet Under my bed an' up under my faucet Then you would know I've completely lost it Is he nuts? No, he's insane!
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