Lyrics:

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof
That if I went gold, Id go right through the roof
He said what if you went platinum, Id just laugh at him
Thats not happening, that I cant fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
Im living in a house with a fucking elevator

Haters getting mad, they done had enough of Shady
You slay me, nothing you say matters enough to touche me
Rappers try to play me, they use Hailie as a ukulele
Woopsy down a fucking daisy
Thats an honor who even she knows dadas fucking crazy
Fucking animal, cookoo, bananas, fucking AV
Maybe its because I never had a mother raise me
Fuck around and throw a baby at another baby
You may think its cause of the way that I was brought up
But its all caught up to me now, palm is in the waters
Every line I ever said has got me in a corner
You might think it doesnt creep upon ya, but it all does
You wouldnt listen man, I tried to warn ya when you started
Now your brains all haunted cause of all the shit you thought of
Chainsaw slaughters turn your daughters into sawdust
I never thought itd come to this, I outta just be honest but

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof
That if I went gold, Id go right through the roof
He said what if you went platinum, Id just laugh at him
Thats not happening, that I cant fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
Im living in a house with a fucking elevator

Sorry Lance, Mr. Lambert and Aiken aint gonna make it
They get so mad, when I call them both fake its
All these fucking voices in my head I cant take it
Someone shut that fucking baby up, fore I shake it
Youre standing adjacent to Jasons last slut, theyre facing
Together makes em, a fucking bad combination
I lashed at the doctor in my last operation
Shoved the Wiener Schnitzel up his ass, hopped away some-
body please stop the patient, get the cops to mase him
Homie, Im the shizer, pass doctor dre some
I cant leave the game, I just cant walk away son
No not-a now, not a chance, not today son
I cant believe I leave for one brief second
And you pussies queef all over the rap game, naked
And use a leaf to wipe up the crap stains, fake it
I just keep saying the same exact saying, check it

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof
That if I went gold, Id go right through the roof
He said what if you went platinum, Id just laugh at him
Thats not happening, that I cant fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide later
Im living in a house with a fucking elevator

Elevator in my house, Ill smell ya later
I blew the fuck up, a hamster in a microwave-I
Thinkin about an escalator now, steps, I hate em
Told the neighbor step away, then I just pepper sprayed em
Yeah, for every time you ride down the street
Or hideout, drive by my house and beep
Like now motherfucker, try now to sleep
Lie down fucker, try countin sheep
And youre tryna find out, why now theres beef?
Mase in your face bitch, cry now pussy
This is my house, all nine thousand feet
So you can suck my dick with Amy Winehouses teeth
Then I shove em in the elevator, take em to the top
Stand above em, just to cut the fucking cable, let em drop
Walk an hour to the damn refrigerator, get a pop
While I let em fall all the way to the basement yelling stop

There once was a saying that I used to say
Back in the day when I met Dre
I used to sit and goof on the phone with, my friend Proof
That if I went gold, Id go right through the roof
He said what if you went platinum, Id just laugh at him
Thats not happening, that I cant fathom
Eighty something million records worldwide,
Later Im living in a house with a fucking elevator

Fucking son of a bitch, I cant believe this shit
This must be all that there is, this must be it
Fuckin-A even got a bidet
Wash my ass after I shit with gold toilet paper
Dishwashers so big, when Im pissed off
I can just toss a flying saucer in it
This shits awesome, yeah, fucking elevator
Living in a house with a fucking elevator