Lyrics:

It's lovely to see you
Fall off the stairs
Breaking your skull in two

There's nothing you won't do
IV with air
Pull the plug and say I do

Beware in the bed
I might cut off your head
You choke me blue with the pillow tie
This love was never alive

It was hate at first sight for us, darling
The lady and the tramp, rabid and snarling
Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling
It's a match made in hell, Cupid's squalling

Your scent's fascinating
For maggots and worms
Eating your flesh away

You say my eyes are engaging
To watch when I burn
Going pop in the flames

Beware in the bed
I might cut off your head
You choke me blue with the pillow tie
This love was never alive

It was hate at first sight for us, darling
The lady and the tramp, rabid and snarling
Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling
It's a match made in hell, Cupid's squalling