It's lovely to see you Fall off the stairs Breaking your skull in two
There's nothing you won't do IV with air Pull the plug and say I do
Beware in the bed I might cut off your head You choke me blue with the pillow tie This love was never alive
It was hate at first sight for us, darling The lady and the tramp, rabid and snarling Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling It's a match made in hell, Cupid's squalling
Your scent's fascinating For maggots and worms Eating your flesh away
You say my eyes are engaging To watch when I burn Going pop in the flames
Beware in the bed I might cut off your head You choke me blue with the pillow tie This love was never alive
It was hate at first sight for us, darling The lady and the tramp, rabid and snarling Awkward lovers and charmers worth mauling It's a match made in hell, Cupid's squalling