Lyrics:

I was gettin real legless, I was feeling no pain
Check'n out all the women play'n barroom games
Ratin' all the women from on to ten
Said 'bartender set them up again'
Come on - have a drink on me
Cut loose - make that double free
All right - gonna get me some
Oh man, look what just walked in

A woman so fine calls for sexual crime
Said 'Hey, baby your crib, or mine'
She said 'Unless you a star or gotta Ph.D,
Or lottsa money, honey don't you talk to me'

Come on - give me a break
Cut loose - she slapped my face
Oh, I knew it was love
Well, I backed off
All I need is your love
Come on, lighten up, baby
You gotta give me some, O.K.
I just need me some love

Asked the another sweetie, 'Can I buy you a drink?'
Well she ordered everything
But the barroom sink
So, I figure I got me an investment here
When-wow-OK., King Kong's double appears
And he don't share

Come on, I did no wrong
Cut loose, Oh he's slippin down the bar
Get down, get back up again
Alright when the message is clear
Come on, give me a break
Come back, she slapped my face
Wow I knew it was love

Solo: Dave Meniketti

Woke up next morning with a trashcan head
When I looked to my left, oh no,
I wished I was dead
There's Frankenstein's daughter
All curled up on me
I said 'I gotta go home,
It's an emergency'
She said 'But you are home'

Come on, blah,blah back,
Get down, Oh she blew my head
Oh man, never again
Cut loose, oh, too, too loose
Oh no, Oh, hittin' the floor
All rise, I give in
Come on baby, let's do it again
Come on, one more time baby
Woooooow!