Lyrics:

Jet set ski shop quasi silver porche jacket
Bleached blonde forty-dollar foster grant
Capped teeth two-inch eyelash
Pseudo gamma delta doll
Adidas in heat

Beer slob saturday addict pops another top
'kill that sonovabitch,' he screams at the t.v.
The thrill of victory, the agony of my feet
Adidas in heat

Sports awareness t-shirt
Sports awareness t-shirt
You have the paraphenelic regaliaof an athletic supporter

Forced to wear this t-shirt
Sports awareness t-shirt
You have the paraphenelic regalia
Of an athletic supporter