Lyrics:

Good evening, boys and girls Welcome to another evening of 'I hate that word called dick' It goes like this: I hate that word called 'dick' It sounds so awfully thick So I think I'll call it 'prick' 'Cause I hate that word called 'dick'. Ha ha ha ha! I hate that word called 'pussy' It sounds so awful squishy So I guess I'll call it 'clit' 'Cause I hate that word called 'pussy'. Ha ha ha ha!