Lyrics:

Helen: Hi, Nancy!
Nancy: Hi, Helen!
Helen: What's the story, morning glory?
Nancy: What's the tale, nightingale?
Did you hear about Hugo and Kim?
Alice: Hi, Margie!
Margie: Hi, Alice!
What's the story, morning glory?
Alice: What's the word, humming bird?
Have you heard about Hugo and Kim?
Helen, Nancy, Alice, Margie: Did they really get pinned?
Did she kiss him and cry?
Did he pin the pin on?
Or was he too shy?
Well, I heard they got pinned
Boys: Yeah! Yeah!
Girls: I was hopin' they would!
Boys: Uh huh
Girls: Now they're livin' at last
Boys: He's gone
Girls: Goin' steady for good!
Harvey Johnson: Hello, Mister Henkel, this is Harvey Johnson,
Can I speak to Penelope Ann?
Penelope: Is it true about Kim?
Harvey: Penelope!
Penelope: I just knew it somehow
Harvey: About the prom...
Penelope: I must call her right up!
Harvey: Saturday?
Penelope: I can't talk to you now!
Girls: Goin' steady,
Boys: You know it
Girls: Goin' steady,
Boys: Man, it's crazy, man!
Girls: Goin' steady,
Boys: You know it,
Girl: It won't last!
Girl: Not at all!
Girl: He's too thin!
Girl: She's too tall!
Harvey: Hello, Missus Miller, this is Harvey Johnson,
Can I speak to Debra Sue?
Boys: Hiya, Hugo!
Hiya, stupid!
Whatcha wanna go get pinned for?
Hugo: You don't know how to live
Boys: Hey, ya meathead!
Hugo: You'd get pinned if you could!
Boys: Lost your marbles?
Hugo: Kim and I are in love
Boys: Are ya nutty?
Hugo: Going steady for...
Harvey: Hello, Mrs Garfein, is Charity home from school yet?
Girls: Did they really get pinned?
Goin' steady
I was hopin' they would
Goin' steady
Now they're livin' at last
Goin' steady
Goin' steady for good!
Boys: If you gotta go, that's the way to go
Girls: Ooh
Boys: When they got you hooked,
Then you're really cooked,
Girls: Ooh
Boys: Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do?
Girls: Well, I heard they got pinned!
I was thinking they would!
Now they're livin' at last
Goin' steady for good
Goin' steady, goin' steady,
Goin' steady,
Steady for good
Goin' steady, goin' steady,
Goin' steady,
Steady for good
He's in love with Kim,
Kim's in love with him!
Well, oh well, do tell
Well, oh well, do tell
That's the way it should be!
They'll be happy, I know!
Going steady's for me.
That's the way you should go!
Goin' steady, goin' steady,
Goin' steady,
Steady for good
Goin' steady,
Goin' steady,
All: Oh, yeah!