Lyrics:

I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe
But today, if you think that I don't know
About depression and emotional pain
You're insane, or you're a fool
Who hasn't paid attention to a word that I say
In a way, I can't help but feel responsible
I always knew that you were insane
With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey

So passe, nowadays
You never thought you'd get addicted
Just be cooler in an obvious way
I could say, shouldn't you have got a couple piercings
And decided maybe that you were gay
In a way, I can't help but feel responsible
I always knew that you were insane
With your pain, but I never thought you'd be a junkie
Because heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey

Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey
Heroin is so passe, hey, hey