Lyrics:

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it

Yeah, all I ever heard as a kid was,
'You're born to lose'
All I ever wanted was
A shot at breakin' the rules

I wanna make a lot of money
But I don't wanna go to school
I don't wanna get a real job
I don't wanna be you

I'd rather be dead
Yeah, I'd rather be dead
I'd rather be facedown in the dirt
With a bullet in my head

Well, I ran away and pawned my soul
For a switchblade knife
I met a man from Mars and
A couple other freaks that night

I wanna take on the world
I wanna bang a million girls
I don't wanna wear a three-piece suit
I don't wanna be you

I'd rather be dead
Yeah, I'd rather be dead
I'd rather be facedown in the dirt
With a bullet in my head

I wanna waste a lot of money
But I don't wanna go to school
I don't wanna get a real job
I don't wanna be you

I'd rather be dead
Yeah, I'd rather be dead
I'd rather be facedown in the dirt
With a bullet in my head

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it