Lyrics:

Welcome to hell, population me,
Local attraction, the heartbreak sea
The smell in the air of night bloom and despair,
By the dry wishing well,
Ah, welcome to hell

A plain little house, on a plain little road,
At the corner of done, and where'd it all go?
Time crawls by with a shudder and moan
It don't look like much,
But it's a heck of a home

Ah, welcome to hell, population two
Little old me, and the lack of you
See the hole in the bed,
Where you no longer sleep?
In the chamber of promises,
We just couldn't keep

Whatever happened to the sweet little heaven
Where we lived and loved so long?
Where in the world are the man and the woman
Who danced to their favorite song?

Gone, gone, gone to hell
Even the devil wept
Uh, when he heard
The depth of our unhappiness

Then he dried a tear,
And he sighed: 'Aw well,
Where do you think you are boy?
Welcome to hell'

Whatever happened to the sweet little heaven
Where we lived and loved so long?
Where in the world are the man and the woman
Who danced to their favorite song?

Gone, gone, gone to hell
Even the devil wept
Uh, when he heard
The depth of our unhappiness

Then he dried a tear,
And he sighed: 'Aw well,
Where do you think you are boy?
Welcome to hell'

Every lonely soul
Has a sad story to tell
Where do you think you are boy?
Welcome to hell
Where do you think you are boy?
Welcome to hell.