Lyrics:

She doesn't need money
She doesn't need diamonds
She's lookin' for pretty things

She doesn't want romance
She doesn't need finance
She's looking for rendezvous

But every time she's going down
She never looks around
I'll wait and watch her with my
Lens until she brings the curtain down

There behind the keyhole
With my fisheye

I'm back in the darkroom
I'm covered in fixer
I'm making a photograph

I'll send her some postcards
In glorious colour
I'm keeping the negatives

I'll form a letter from the news
With different type from different lines.
I'll tell the world about her
I'll mail the People and the Times

Ooh it'll be so scandalous
For the both of them
But mainly her

She showed them her husband
He ordered a dozen
He thought they were fabulous

The one with the __
The two of the __
And three of the __

He sold her to Hefner
Who put her in Playboy
He gave her a centre-fold

I made a real blunder
She made it in movies
I made her a superstar