Lyrics:

Tape's rolling
Okay, I'm in love with the girl who works at the store where I'm nothing but a customer!

I'm a customer
Yeah, I'm a customer
I'm a customer

How about cigarettes?
I'll take sugarless
You sell waternuts?

I'm a customer
I'm a customer
Customer
I'm a customer

Yeah, can I get change?
Ah, where're the Twinkies?
What's on sale?

I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I love you


Customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer
I'm a customer

I'm in love with the girl who works at the store where I'm nothing but a customer

Oh!
I'm a customer
I'm a customer