Lyrics:

It was a dusty old night
And I'm the first to admit it
I'm sure I upset someone
But my memory has chosen to omit it
A tiny voice was tellin' me
I really should cool it
Chewing my face off
Talking absolute rubbish
The first line hit me like a kick in the face
Thought I better have another one, just in case
Next thing I knew, my heart was under attack
Bought a one way ticket to hell
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
I've always tried to keep my vices under wraps
But a coach load of mutes would appear talkative chaps
They seemed fit to join me for a couple of hits
Now my septum is in tatters and I've still got the runs
It burned for a moment, then it kicked like a mule
The strangers all agreed that it was rocket fuel
Several lines are chocking like a glorious game
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell

Holy coke, repeating myself, except I'm gettin' slightly louder
Pausing just long enough to snort that white powder
Wheels came off, but I'm still on track
One way ticket to hell
Hell, oh yeah
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell (oh, yeah)
One way ticket to hell and back
Bought a one way ticket to hell and back
One way ticket to hell and back, oh yeah
Hell

Okay, there is to be normal pissing around
This is Daniel Francis Hawkins using the electronic guitars