Lyrics:

Evil Dick!

Evil...dick!
Evil...dick!
Evil...dick!
Evil dick

Evil Dick likes warm wet places
Evil Dick don't care about faces
Evil Dick likes young, tiny, small spaces
Evil Dick leaves warm, gooey, tell-tale traces
Evil Dick

Evil...dick!
Evil Dick
Evil...dick!
Evil Dick

Late at night, Evil Dick
He comes to me
He says:
Don't sleep alone,
Don't sleep alone

Late at night, Evil Dick
He wakes me up
He says:
Don't sleep alone
Don't sleep alone
Don't sleep alone
Don't sleep alone
Don't sleep alone!

Evil...Dick!
Evil Dick
Evil...Dick!
Evil Dick

I had this girl
She said she loved me
Thought there was no one
ever above me
She wanted to marry,
and have my child
But Evil Dick,
He had to get fuck wild!

Took me out one night,
Out with the freaks
If ever there was pussy,
Evil Dick would seek
My girl caught me skeezin'.
She said I wasn't shit.
I said: 'Wasn't me baby,
It was the mother fucker Evil Dick!'

Late at night, Evil Dick
He comes to me
He says:
Don't sleep alone,
Don't sleep alone

Late at night, Evil Dick
He wakes me up
He says:
Don't sleep alone
Don't sleep alone
Don't sleep alone
Don't sleep alone
Don't sleep alone!

Evil...Dick!
Evil Dick
Evil...Dick!
Evil Dick

And when Evil Dick has his way,
It sounds a little like this....

(moaning)

Damn, Dick

Evil...Dick!
Evil Dick
Evil...Dick!
Evil Dick

Late at night, Evil Dick
He comes to me
He says:
Don't sleep alone,
Don't sleep alone

Late at night, Evil Dick
He wakes me up
He says:
Don't sleep alone
Don't sleep alone
Don't sleep alone
Don't sleep alone
Don't sleep alone!