Lyrics:

Ya-Ee!
icky Thump, Who'da Thunk
sitting Drunk On A Wagon To Mexico
ah Well, What A Chump, Well, My Head Got A Bump
when I Hit It On The Radio

redhead Señorita Looking Dead Came And Said
'need A Bed' En Español
i Said 'gimme A Drink Of Water, I'm Gonna 'sing Around The Collar'
and I Don't Need A Microphone'

icky Thump With A Lump In My Throat Grabbed My Coat
and I Was Freaking I Was Ready To Go
and I Swear Besides The Hair She Had One White Eye,
one Blank Stare Looking Up, Lying There
on The Stand Near Her Hand Was A Candy Cane
black Rum, Sugar Cane Dry Ice Something Strange
la La-La La La-La, La La-La La La La La

white Americans, What Nothing Better To Do
why Don't You Kick Yourself Out You're An Immigrant, Too
who's Using Who What Should We Do
well, You Can't Be A Pimp And A Prostitute Too

icky Thump Handcuffed To A Bunk Robbed Blind
looked Around And There Was Nobody Else
left Alone I Hit Myself With A Stone
went Home And Learned How To Clean Up After Myself