Lyrics:

I can't recommend that you spend
Christmas in prison!

No jingle bells, just prison cells
It's Christmas in prison!

For a Christmas prank, you get Christmas shanked
It's Christmas in prison!

You don't get the kind of present you hoped for if you drop your soap on the floor
It's Christmas in prison!

Forget about that sleigh ride, 'cause you're sure to get your parole denied
It's Christmas in prison!

You'll get no Christmas cards, instead you got your sadistic prison guards
It's Christmas in prison!

Instead of celebrating Jesus' birth, you get a cavity search
It's Christmas in prison!

None of those Christmas carols you sang, but you're sure to get beat up by a rival gang
It's Christmas in prison, Christmas in prison!

Instead of a nativity scene, you get a shank in your spleen
It's Christmas in prison!

Instead of steaming hot mince pies, you get bleach poured in your eyes
It's Christmas in prison!

There's absolutely no celebration if you're locked in isolation
It's Christmas in prison!

I can't stand another minute here
I've gotta get out of here
It's Christmas in prison!
It's Christmas, Christmas in prison!