Lyrics:

(HarrisDickinson) [Spoken intro:] Bruce 'What the fuck is that?' [Nerd:] 'Hi, guys, are you in a band or something? I mean it would be so cool if you were in a band 'cos you're Driving a big bus with band on the front of it' [Bruce:] 'Why don't you shut up and get on board will ya?' [Nerd:] 'Wow! I have it here you got a stereo and a microwave And, and you got a beer, I'd like a Heineken if you've got one' that's real cool, that's great, yeah!' [Bruce:] 'Would you like to see Black Bart?' [Nerd:] 'Who's Black Bart?' [Bruce:] 'Let me introduce you' Black Bart's seen it Black Bart knows Black Bart's done it The Black Bart blues Suspended in suspension Medieval nights in Tennessee, and elsewhere We all got to try the Black Bart blues Black Bart's truckin' ain't what it seems Black Bart's lookin' Don't know where she's been Maybe she's an acrobat Spends her evenings dancing on a pole We all got to try the Black Bart blues Black Bart tried most anything Black Bart liked it but he couldn't sing So he asked me to tell ya Try it for yourself and you will see We all got to try the Black Bart blues [Spoken:] [Bruce:] 'What did you do that for?' [Nerd:] 'I'm sorry, I just..., I guess I'm not used to... [Bruce:] 'Shut up and get on with it will you' Black Bart's livin' across the ocean now Black Bart's lookin' to come back somehow So if you are a dancer, You could dance his pole in May That's a maypole Black Bart's coming No