Hello Mrs. Robinson You're little girl has come undone All strung out and called it off again And you think love is like a drug You take your hit 'til you had enough And I don't wanna call your bluff anymore And it's a no win situation to me Take it like a man or fake it like a queen It's so hard to be on top when you're always stuck in between I'm never wrong, you're never right And I love you when you hate me Living a lie, heartbreak suicide I'll build you up, you'll tear me down But I love you when you hate me Kiss me goodbye, heartbreak suicide Hello Miss America, Can I make a 1-900 collect call Got a feeling I am the one you've been waiting for 'Cos I know who you think you are You're an undercover cybersex superstar Can I get it on credit cause I'm all tapped out again And it's so hard to find love when you're doin' that dance You wear the dress and she wears the pants You better call it off 'cos there ain't no second chance