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Be an Arab Be a Jew Be a boxing Kangaroo Beat yourself All black and blue I don't care Be a bleeder Be a Cancer A hemophiliac Romancer Be a crippled disco Dancer Oooh... What a pair He's a model citizen I think I've got them fooled them again He's an ultra-sweety guy And a master of disguise He's a model citizen Just keep believing that my friends I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm an all American!!! I'm a hostage In a city of creeps They've got mercenary guards That watch me sleep They'd like to kill me slow Bury me deep In the heart of Texas I'm a martyr I'm a sadist I might be the Saviour here to save us I'm a friend of Sammy Davis, casually He's a model citizen I think I've got them fooled again He's an ultra-sweety guy I won't let down my disguise He's a model citizen Just keep believing that my friends I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm an all American I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm a model citizen I'm an all American