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My Life Is Brilliant...spokenwhat, Was I Too Early Oh, Sorry. Should I-do You Wanna Start Over Or, Keep Goingokay, Now Nowsangmy Life Is Brilliantyour Life's A Jokeyou're Just Patheticyou're Always Brokeyour Homemade Star Trek Uniformreally Ain't Impressin' Meyou're Sufferin' From Delusions Ofadequacyyou're Pitiful you're Pitiful you're Pitiful it's Truenever Had A Datethat Ya Couldn't Inflateand Ya Smell Repulsive Toowhat A Bummer Bein' Youwell Ya Just Can't Danceand Forget Romanceeverybody You Know Still Calls Ya'farty Pants'but You Always Have A Job Well I Meanas Long As You Still Can Work That Slurpie Machineyou're Pitiful you're Pitiful you're Pitiful it's Trueyou're Half Undressedeatin' Chips Of Your Chestwhile You're Playin' Halo 2no One's Classier Than Youla La La Lala La La Lala La La La loseryou're Pitiful you're Pitiful you're Pitiful it's Trueyour Dog Would Much Ratherplay Fetch By Itselfyou Still Live With Your Mom And You're 42guess You'll Never Grow A Cluewell, It Just Sucks To Be You