Lyrics:

The First Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
is Finding A Christmas Tree

the Second Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
angry Husband
rigging Up The Lights
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Third Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
man Getting Over Being Drunk
hangovers
rigging Up The Lights
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Fourth Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
exhausted Man
sending Christmas Cards
hangovers
rigging Up The Lights
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Fifth Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
five Months Of Bills!
sending Christmas Cards
hangovers
rigging Up The Lights
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Sixth Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
nervous Wife
facing My In-Laws
five Months Of Bills!
oh, I Hate Those Christmas Cards!
hangovers
rigging Up These Lights!
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Seventh Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
nervous Wife's Husband
the Salvation Army
facing My In-Laws
five Months Of Bills!
sending Christmas Cards
oh, Geez!
i'm Tryin' To Rig Up These Lights!
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Eighth Thing At Christmas That Such A Pain To Me
whining Kid
i Wanna Transformer For Christmas!!!!
charities,
and Whataya Mean 'your In-Laws'!
five Months Of Bills!
oh, Making Out These Cards
honey, Get Me A Beer, Huh
what, We Have No Extension Cords!
and Finding A Christmas Tree

the Ninth Thing At Christmas That's Such A Pain To Me
a Tired Father
finding Parking Spaces
daddy, I Want Some Candy!!!!
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