Lyrics:

Bob Rivers Comedy Corp - Wreck The Malls
wreck The Malls This Christmas Season
Fa-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-La;
blow Your Cash For No Good Reason
Fa-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-La;
push Your Charge Card To The Limit
Fa-La-La, La-La-La, La-La-La;
checkbook Now Has Nothing In It.
Fa-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-La;
wreck The Malls With My Friend Charlie
Fa-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-La;
drive To K-Mart On His Holly
Fa-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-La;
tamper With Their Muzak System
Fa-La-La, La-La-La, La-La-La;
trade Something For Twisted Sister
Fa-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-La.
wreck The Pet Store, Do Some Damage
Fa-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-La;
send The Beagles On A Rampage
Fa-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-La;
acting In An Uncouth Manner
Fa-La-La, La-La-La, La-La-La;
drop Your Pants And Moon At Santa
Fa-La-La-La-La, La-La-La-La.
bob Rivers Wreck The Malls