Lyrics:

Please allow me to introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
I've been around for a long, long year
Stole many man's soul and faith
And I was 'round when Jesus Christ
Had his moment of doubt and pain
Made damn sure that Pilate
Washed his hands and sealed his fate
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game
I stuck around St. Petersburg
When I saw it was a time for a change
Killed the czar and his ministers
Anastasia screamed in vain
I rode a tank, held a general's rank
When the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank
Pleased to meet you, hope you guess my name, oh yeah
Oh, what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah
I watched with glee while your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades for the gods they made
I shouted out, 'Who killed the Kennedys?'
When after all it was you and me
Let me please introduce myself
I'm a man of wealth and taste
And I laid traps for troubadours
Who get killed before they reached Bombay
Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah


Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you is just the nature of my game, oh yeah
Pleased to meet you, hope you guessed my name, oh yeah
But what's puzzling you is the nature of my game, oh yeah