Lyrics:

20 ft. high on Blackpool promenade
Fake royalty, second-hand sequin façade
Limited face paint and dyed black coif
Overweight and out of date x2

Oh Well

American trilogy in Lancashire pottery x2
Is so fucking funny, don't you know x2

All-American trilogy in used-up cars and bottled beer
All-American trilogy the future's dead, fundamentally
It's so fucking funny, it's absurd x2

20 ft. high on Blackpool promenade