Lyrics:

Take It Away Eric The Orchestra Leader

a-One, Two, A-One Two Three Four

half A Bee, Philosophically,
must, Ipso Facto, Half Not Be.
but Half The Bee Has Got To Be
vis A Vis, Its Entity. D'you See

but Can A Bee Be Said To Be
or Not To Be An Entire Bee
when Half The Bee Is Not A Bee
due To Some Ancient Injury

la Dee Dee, One Two Three,
eric The Half A Bee.
a B C D E F G,
eric The Half A Bee.

is This Wretched Demi-Bee,
half-Asleep Upon My Knee,
some Freak From A Menagerie
no! It's Eric The Half A Bee!

fiddle De Dum, Fiddle De Dee,
eric The Half A Bee.
ho Ho Ho, Tee Hee Hee,
eric The Half A Bee.

i Love This Hive, Employee-Ee,
bisected Accidentally,
one Summer Afternoon By Me,
i Love Him Carnally.

he Loves Him Carnally,
semi-Carnally.

the End

cyril Connolly

no, Semi-Carnally

oh

cyril Connoly