Lyrics:

A-One, A-Two, A-One, Two, Three, Four

(Spoken)
half-A-Bee, Philosophically
must Ipso-Facto Half Not-Be.
but Half The Bee, Has Got To Bee
vis-A-Vis Its Entity ... D'you See
but Can A Bee Be Said To Be
or Not To Be An Entire Bee
when Half The Bee Is Not A Bee
due To Some Ancient Injury

singing...

la Di Di, A-One-Two-Three
eric The Half-A-Bee
a-B-C-D-E-F-G
eric The Half-A-Bee
is This A-Wretched Demi-Bee
half Asleep Upon My Knee
some Freak From A Managerie
no! It's Eric The Half-A-Bee!
a-Fiddle-Di-Dum, A-Fiddle-Di-Dee
eric The Half-A-Bee
ho-Ho-Ho, Tee-Hee-Hee
eric The Half-A-Bee
i Love This Hive Employ-E-E
bisected Accidentally
one Summer Afternoon By Me
i Love Him Carnally
he Loves Him Carnally
semi-Carnally. The End.

(Spoken)
cyril Connolly
no, Semi-Carnally
oh
(Sings) Cyril Connolly
(Whistles