Lyrics:

I'm going to smoke some pot
I'm going to drink some beer
Fall off my chair, yeah
It's my birthday

I'm going to spill my drink
And slur my words
Embarrass my friends
Yeah, it's my birthday

I'm going to make a noise
Annoy the neighbors
They owe me a favor
On my birthday

They all say, I should be grown up by now
He's too old to behave like a clown
Even though he's always been a fool
He's uncool, he's uncool

I'm getting fatter and lazier
Losing my hair but I don't care, no
It's my birthday

I got a brand new suit
I got some balloons and a cake, yeah
It's my birthday

All my friends are running late
I need some help to celebrate
My birthday

They all say I should be grown up by now
Get a decent job, comb your hair and settle down
He's too old to behave like a clown
Even though he's always been a fool
He's uncool, he's uncool

I'm going to smoke some pot
I'm going to drink some beer
Fall off my chair, yeah
It's my birthday

I'm going to make a noise
Annoy the neighbors
They owe me a favor
On my birthday

They all say I should be grown up by now
Get a decent job, comb your hair and settle down
He's too old to behave like a clown
Even though he's always been a fool
He's uncool, he's uncool

Even though he's always been a fool
He's uncool, he's uncool
He's such a fool, he's so uncool