Lyrics:

Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some funny lagoon?
Ain't it hard to stumble and land in some muddy lagoon?
Especially when it's nine below zero and three o'clock in the afternoon?

Ain't gonna hang no picture, ain't gonna hang no picture frame
Ain't gonna hang no picture, gonna hang no picture frame
Well, I might look like Robert Ford but I feel just like a Jesse James

Well, I wish I was on some Australian mountain range
Oh, I wish I was on some Australian mountain range
I got no reason to be there but I imagine it would be some kind of change

I got my dark sunglasses, I got for good luck my black tooth
I got my dark sunglasses, I'm carryin' for good luck my black tooth
Don't ask me nothin' 'bout nothin', I just might tell you the truth

I got a woman in Jackson, I ain't gonna say her name
I got a woman in Jackson, I ain't gonna say her name
She's a brown-skin woman but I love her just the same