Lyrics:

I Thought I Was A Space Age Cowboy
i Thought I Was A Sweet And Sour Chow-Boy
i Thought I Was A Thinker, A Juvenile Drinker
i Thought I Had Some Kind Of A Brain
till They Told Me I Just A Rumour, A Cheap And Nasty Looner
as It Turned Out I Was Just Insane

i Wanna Be Committed
insanity Permitted
i Wanna Be Committed For My Mind
i Wanna Be Committed
don't Let Me Be Remitted
i Wanna Be Committed If You Don't Mind

at The Dance Last Saturday Night
i Was Rockin' And Rollin' And Holding Her Tight
till I Got My Hands On Her
but When I Started Out To Play
she Kept Pushing Me Away
till I Got A Funny Feeling
i Was Walking On The Ceiling
and Someone Was Heard To Say 'if You Don't Mind, Sir.'
i Don't Mind

i Thought I Was A Teenage Dream-Boy
with A Brain Made Of Solid Plastic Alloy
i Thought I Was A Tripper
ain't Nobody Hipper
till They Told Me I Was Going Down The Drain

i Wanna Be Committed
insanity Permitted
i Wanna Be Committed For My Mind
i Wanna Be Committed
don't Let Me Be Remitted
i Wanna Be Committed If You Don't Mind